Don’t lie. The only reason your got a hamster was to watch it trip in that wheel and get go spinning around.
- Me: dad, I want a hedgehog
- Dad: what the hell is that
I dont want a lot for chistmas,
there is just one thing I need
Last christmas I gave you my heart but this year you got eaten by a titan
MY DAD JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM DRESSED UP AS TONY STARK ARC REACTOR AND ALL
APPARENTLY HE’S ATTENDING SOME CHRISTMAS DINNER THING AND ITS THEME IS MOVIE CHARACTERS OF 2013
I AM SO D O N E
uHM I SEE A PROBLEM HERE ???? //?/???? ??????? ???????
REASONS TO DATE ME
- im really pretty if im the only one in the room and theres no one to compare me to
- really though i have nice hair and i’d let u play with it
- also nice lips
- im very nice
- id probably never make you feel bad abt yourself and if i did i’d apologize for like 3000 yrs afterwards
- i’ll laugh at ur jokes
- i’ll always want to make out or be touching in some way
- i wear lots of sweaters so im basically adorable
- i’ll love u a lot
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sOME GUY SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SCREAMED “THE END IS NYE. BILL NYE. THE SCIENCE GUY”
AND I WAS LIKE OMFG SO I YELLED BACK “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES” AND HE YELLED “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT”
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW SHOULD I GO FIND HIM OHMYGOD
I FOUND HIM HE’S REALLY NICE
GUYS I MADE A FRIEND